[tom]
I want to f*ck a dog in the ass
[mark]
he wants to f*ck a dog in the ass
[tom]
I wanna f*ck a dog
I tried to f*ck your mom in the ass
Tried to f*ck your dad in the ass
could only find the dog....and his ass
[mark and tom]
we wanna f*ck a dog in the ass
we wanna f*ck a dog in the ass
we wanna f*ck a dog
[tom]
I tried to f*ck a f*cking pirate in the ass
[mark]
Aarrh me and me first mate asurvy cur
[tom]
Tried to f*ck a f*cking pirate
but I've found the dog
[mark, in mexican accent]
Ahh that was no pirate man that was thine own sister
[music stops]
[mark]
It's a Mexican pirate
[music continues]
[mark and tom]
We want to f*ck a dog in the ass
We want to f*ck a dog in the ass
wanna f*ck a f*cking dog
[mark]
f*ck you