I've got this great new idea
To keep you lazier
Helps facilitate daily tasks
And is a life manager
I've got this great new invention
Only geared to reward
You for sinking that fat ass
In your lazy boy some more
Cause in the face of adversity
The ones who complain the most
They will not raise their fingers
Raise their heads up from the host
And those who want to make a difference
Are shot far down below
The populars who have no idea where to go
Well I don't know you
I sure can control you
Look into my eyes tell me
What you want to do
See this machine
Look right here
Let all your worries dissipate and
Disappear
Cause in the face of adversity
The ones who complain the most
They will not raise their fingers
Raise their heads up from the host
And those who want to make a difference
Are shot far down below
The populars who have no idea where to go