Wake up early, put on the coffee
We're gonna have a healthy munchy day
You brought soy milk, I got the rice Chex
We're drinking freshly squeezed orange juice today
You know that we're cooking organic bacon straight from the farmer
Hot Denver omelets
Oh, did I mention? Oh, oh healthy munchies
Pita wrapped broccoli no mayonnaise
Healthy munchies, probiotics
Curing my infections with your gluten-free confections
Won't you point me in the direction of healthy munchies night and day
Healthy munchies night and day
Pita wrapped broccoli, no mayonnaise (Healthy munchies night and day)
Healthy munchies, edamame
Healthy munchies, plain tamales
Healthy munchies, mmmm-mm
Healthy munchies, won't ya put em in your tummy?
Oreo cookies and ice cream and brownies
And milkshakes and malt balls and hot fudge and caramel
Oreo sundaes on Sundays on Mondays
And Oreo sundaes on Sundays and Mondays
Twinkies on Tuesday and Marshmallow Wednesdays
And Coca-Cola, Mountain Dew
Everything, everything!
Mayo, Mayonnaise
Healthy munchies night and day
Mayo, Mayonnaise
Healthy munchies night and day
Mayo
Mayonnaise