It's December and it's cold
It's minus 50, well it feels it when you're bald
Christmas is here, and surrounds all of us
The only question is Team Stevey or Team Russ
Hello it's here and all is set
And everyone is excited I bet
Soon there'll be moments by the fire
I'm sure it's like a warm hair dryer
With stockings that are full of combs and wax
You'd think that we'd be left out
We don't mind, we know you're kind
And lend us a wig no doubt
Oh we're here on this Decembers' eve, not a worry left in sight
With mistletoe hung from all around and there's someone to kiss goodnight
We hope that you all raise a glass, as there's something we'd like to say
It doesn't matter if you're bald or not
We're wishing you a Jollicle Follicle Day
We know a hairy chap, who likes to wear a hat
Will be the man you want to see
But as you're here, just give us a cheer
And sing along with Russ and Steve
We hope that you all raise a glass, as there's something we'd like to say
It doesn't matter if you're bald or not
We're wishing you a Jollicle Follicle Day
Oh we're here on this Decembers' eve, not a worry left in sight
With mistletoe hung from all around and there's someone to kiss goodnight
We hope that you all raise a glass, as there's something we'd like to say
It doesn't matter if you're bald or not
We're wishing you a Jollicle Follicle Day
Jollicle Follicle Day
Jollicle Follicle Day
When you're bald you feel the cold
When you're bald you feel the cold
When you're bald you feel the cold