In the thrifty life of Mark Trout
He's a man with a plan
He only shops at Kohl's
When he's got a 30% discount in his hand
Returns his Amazon orders
Stackin' up the Kohl's cash
A master of the game
No one can make his wallet crash
Trout walks through the store
Eyes scanning for the deals
He knows every nook and cranny
Every price that reveals
He's a strategic shopper
Got a method to his madness
Saving every penny
Avoiding financial sadness
Mark Trout
The master of the thrift store scene
Where others see racks of clothes
He sees bargains gleam
With his 30% off and Kohl's cash in tow
He's the king of discounts
A savvy shopper we all know
He storms through Kohl's with a smirk on his face
Watch out world
He's got his coupon case
Walking down the aisles
His eyes on white new balances
He eyes the price tag
When they're just four bucks
He ain't buying one or two
Seven pairs is what he's gonna do
No savings left to find
It's all Mark Trout's design
He's turnin' the tables
Makin' his wallet shine
Kohl's pays him to shop
It's a one-of-a-kind plot
Mark Trout's the master
No savings left to find
No savings left to find
Mark Trout's always on the grind
Kohl's needs a change in policy
Before his discounts make every purchase free
No savings left to find
It's always the first thing on his mind
No savings left to find (left to find)