Kyle Akin - I Hate My Life Lyrics

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Just the lyrics

One, two three, four

I hate my life
I hate my job
I hate my wife
I hate the world
I want to hang myself with a bagel

One, two, three, four

This is my final request
Bring me a bagel the size of my desk
Make sure it's a stretchy one
So I can put it on my head and die

I hate my life
I want to die
I hate the world
I hate my life
I want to hang myself with a bagel

This is my final request
Please, bring me a bagel the size of my desk
So make sure it's a stretchy one
And so I can put it on my head and die
Wake me up with a bagel
Wake me down