I used to look in the mirror
And it wouldn't bother me
I've contemplated change
But that seemed really scary
Head buried in the sand
So long it's a plant
But I never grew to be
Anything worth a damn
Hey, it's nice to meet you
Can I shake your hand?
I've never felt the touch
Of a big strong man
Hey, it's nice to meet you
Can I shake your hand?
I've never felt the touch
Of a big strong man
I used to look in the mirror
And it wouldn't bother me
I've contemplated change
But that seemed really scary
Head buried in the sand
So long it's a plant
But I never grew to be
Anything worth a damn
Hey, it's nice to meet you
Wanna grab a drink?
It's easy for me to talk
When I don't have to think
Hey, it's nice to meet you
Wanna go grab a drink?
It's easy to talk
When I don't have to think
Can you take your shiny wisdom
And just spit in my mouth
I've been a real bad boy
I need some f*cking help
Can you take your shiny wisdom
And just spit it in my mouth
I've been a real bad boy
I need some f*cking help