EPIC: The Wisdom Saga Musical Album Lyrics

It's just me, myself, and I
Stuck in my bedroom
Living in this world you left behind
Dreaming of all these monsters
That I'll never get to fight
But boy, I wish I could
So I could bring this world some light

'Cause I'm stuck with your stories
But no clue who you are
And no idea if you're dead or just too far
Somebody tell me, come and give me a sign
If I fight those monsters, is it you I'll find?

If so, then
Give me sirens and a cyclops
Give me giants and a hydra
I know life and fate are scary
But I wanna be legendary
I'll fight the harpies and chimeras
The Minotaurs, even Cerberus
I know life and fate are scary
But I wanna be l-l-l-l legendary

There are strangers in our halls
Trying to win the heart of my mom
But she is standing tall
A hundred eight old faces of men who call me small
They keep taking space
And it's not much longer we can stall

'Cause they're getting impatient
Dangerous too and I would fight them
If I was half as strong as you
Somebody help me
Come and give me the strength
Can I do whatever it takes to keep my mom safe?

If so, then
Give me sirens and a cyclops
Give me giants and a hydra
I know life and fate are scary
But I wanna be legendary
I'll fight the harpies and chimeras
The Minotaurs, even Cerberus
I know life and fate are scary
But I wanna be legendary

Where is he?
Where is the man who'll have you to wife? Oh-oh
Where is he?
Where is the man with whom you'll spend your life?
'Cause it's been twenty years (twenty years)
And we still have no king

Give me a chance, a single opportunity and
I'll overcome these obstacles and scrutiny and

Boy
When's your tramp of a mother gonna choose a new husband?
(Oh)
Why don't you open her room so we can have fun with her?

Don't you dare call my mother a tramp
(Oh)
I just did
Whatchu gonna do about it, champ?

Somebody tell me
Come and give me a sign
If I fight this monster
Is it you I'll find?

Fight, little wolf, fight
Wanna entertain me?
Bite, little wolf, bite
Let's see how you take this
Strike, little wolf, strike
Wanna be a man? Then
Fight, little wolf, fight, little wolf, fight

You've made your worst mistake here
Might be your last one too
You'll have run out of bones to break
When you and I are through
I'll teach you all the lessons
Your daddy never could
This cruel world doesn't give out
Presents just for being good so

Fight, little wolf, fight
Wanna entertain me?
Bite, little wolf, bite
Let's see how you take this
Strike, little wolf, strike
Wanna be a man? Then
Fight, little wolf, fight, little wolf, fight

Or die, little wolf, die
Don't you know it's fight or
Fly, little wolf, fly
All because you had to
Try, little wolf, try
Run away before you
Die, little wolf, die, little wolf, die

Need some help?

What's going on here?
Is your plan to stand around?
'Cause I suggest you fight back
I don't know how (uppercut him, now)
Whoa, how did I do that?
Is time now moving slow?
No, I just made your thoughts quick
Whoa, that is so sick
Alright now, let's try this again

I've no respect for bullies
Those who impose their will
I've seen plenty enough to truly understand this kind of filth
Let's teach this dog a lesson
In front of all his kind
One young wolf has a larger heart than all these men combined

Fight, little wolf, fight
Show them that you've got some
Bite, little wolf, bite
Take advantage now and
Strike, little wolf, strike
Don't go down without a
Fight, little wolf, fight, little wolf
Get up and fight

Fight, little wolf, fight
Wanna entertain us? (Oh)
Bite, little wolf, bite
Let's see how you take this strike!
(Strike) strike, little wolf, strike
Wanna be a man? Then (oh)
Fight, little wolf, fight
Little wolf, fight

Oh, maybe I pushed you a bit too hard
Ow

Go back and cry in your corner
Make sure your mother hears
If she won't choose a man to adorn her
We'll bring blood and tears

Tell me, Athena, why you came to my aid?

[TELEMAHCUS]
I don't know who this friend is
Or if he's worth the hype but
My time with you has been splendid
The best day of my life
Cause I got in a fight, sailed to an island
When I've never left home shores
You're the friend I've never had before

And so I think maybe, if life wasn't spent as planned
Maybe, it's time that you lend a hand
I don't think he'll mind
If not his friend then mine

[CALYPSO]
Morning sleepyhead
You've been resting for a while
I swore that you were dead
When you washed up on my isle
Did you know you talk in your sleep?
Tell me, though, who's Penelope?

[ODYSSEUS]
She's my wife

[CALYPSO]
Anyways, I've got all you could want here
All you could need here
Just you and me, my dear my love for life
Soon into bed we'll climb and spend our time

[ODYSSEUS]
I'm not your man

[CALYPSO]
I'm what you want here
I'm what you need here
Just you and me, my love in paradise
Now til the end of time
From here on out, you're mine, all mine

[ODYSSEUS]
Hell no, I could kill you where you stand
I'm no pet, I'm a married man

[CALYPSO]
Oh handsome, you may try
But last I checked, goddesses can't die

[ODYSSEUS]
Goddess?

[CALYPSO]
You're adorable
Bow down now to the immortal Calypso, here to entertain
But fear not, I bring no pain
Cause we've got
All we could want here
All we could need here
Under my spell, we're stuck in paradise
No one can come nor go, my island stays unknown

[ODYSSEUS]
No, no
I don't belong here
There's something wrong here
I won't be drawn to love in paradise
Not till the end of time, there is no way

[CALYPSO]
You're mine, all mine

Father, God King
Rarely do I ask for favors
Now, I'm knocking on your door
With hopes to save a friendship with one who's a prisoner far from home
Odysseus

Divine intervention, is that what you seek?
To untie apprehensions that were placed on that Greek?
You are playing with thunder for a man full of shame
But if he's worth the risk of going under, why not make it a game?
Convince each of them that he ought to be released, and I'll release him

Who's them?

Apollo, Hephaestus, Aphrodite, Ares, Hera, or me
What do you say?

Great

Very well

Eh

Alright

Groovy

Bring it

Apollo!

You all know I'm a fan of catchy songs
So with so many sirens gone, I think Ody's in the wrong

They were trying to do him worse
All he did was reimburse them
Now they'll tread with caution first
To live another day and sing another verse

If that's true, release him

Hephaestus!

Trust is not given, it's forged
Why should I give him my support?
He sacrificed his own cohort

Did you forget they failed to listen?
He was betrayed and then imprisoned
But if you make the right decision
He can still build a future with those who miss him

Fine, release him

Aphrodite

Your little high and mighty Odysseus
Claims to love his mother
But let her die of a broken heart

He was busy fighting

More like busy spiting the cyclops
Let him feel the pain that his mother felt and rot

Wait, please reconsider this

Really Athena? These old tricks?

Ares!

Ares, Ares

What kind of sick coward
Holds back his power
While his friends get devoured?
He didn't even fight Scylla
Didn't even try to kill her
Hides inside a wooden horse to get the job done
Never handles things upfront
Pathetic and weak like his son

Hold your tongue now
His son's my friend
And tell your lover that a broken heart can mend
You want more bloodshed?
Then set him free
To get back to his homestead, he'll make everybody bleed

Ugh, release him

Hey baby

Hera!

So many heroes
So many tales
Give me one good reason why yours should prevail

He's got the mind of a genius

Try harder

He's pretty skilled with words

You can do better than that

He's kind of funny?

Eh

Never once has he cheated on his wife

Release him

I've played your game and won
Release him

You dare to defy me?
To make me feel shame?
No one beats me, no one wins my game!

Thunder, bring her through the wringer
Show her I'm the judgement call
The one who makes her kingdom fall!

Is she dead?

Let him go, please
Let him go