Patent Pending Lyrics

Patent Pending Lyrics


From the Album Second Family (2011) (buy at amazon.com)

I Already Know (She Don't Give A S*** About Me)
Shake Weights & Moving Crates
Cut, Copy, Paste
Little Miss Impossible
We're Freakin' Out (Map To Tahiti)
Memory
Douchebag
Set The Sun On Fire
This Love Can Save Us All
Spin Me Around
Valentine
Second Family
Bro, Seriously


From the Album I'm Not Alone! (2010) (buy at amazon.com)

Not Penny's Boat
Walk In Closet
I'm Not Alone
She Only Wants My Blood
One Less Heart To Break
Dance Till We Die


From the Album Attack Of The Awesome (2009) (buy at amazon.com)

Anti-Everything
Air Underneath My Feet
The Way You Make Me Shake
Dear Stacy, I Hate You
Drop Dead
Sunset Summer
Hey Six
Therefore, I Party


From the Album Save Each Other, The Whales Are Doing Fine (2006) (buy at amazon.com)

Los Angeles
This Can't Happen Again
Decemberween
Lights Out In Mississippi
Demo For Dayna
Cheer Up Emo Kid
Old And Out Of Tune
Samantha The Great
Sleep Well My Angel
The Safety Of Sleeping In
The L-Town Shakedown
The June Spirit
Mississippi Reprise (Bonus Track)


From the Album Is Your Biological Father (2004) (buy at amazon.com)

One Less Heart To Break
It's All On Me
The June Spirit
67 Dollars And No Sense


From the Album Don't Quit Your Day Job (2004) (buy at amazon.com)

Los Angeles
Decemberween
Bad News Bear
Tipperary
Dying In Mt. Sinai
Song Number Six
Yellow Snow
Snake Eyes
Cheer Up Emo Kid
Parting Girts
The Hoe Down
Levittown Is For Lovers
Red Martians Redux
Decemberween (Live Acoustic)


From the Album Drive By (2002) (buy at amazon.com)

Cheer Up Emo Kid
Donkey
Sushi James
Red Martians Redux
Fatty Macgee's Saxophone Adventures


Other Songs:
She's A Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas
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