Yo, listen up, I got something to say
About those fishsticks that ruin my day
Slimy, greasy, what a disgrace
I'd rather eat dirt than your sorry taste
You claim to be crispy, you claim to be fine
But you're just a joke, not worth a dime
Swimming in oil, drowning in shame
You're the reason my taste buds are lame
Fishsticks, oh fishsticks, you're such a joke
A sorry excuse for food, you're so damn broke
Yo, listen up, I got something to say
Your fishy flavor just turns me away
You're like a bad dream that won't fade
A cuisine nightmare that I can't evade
You think you're fancy with your breading so thin
But when I bite into you, it's like chewing on tin
You're flavorless, bland, a culinary crime
I'd rather eat cardboard, it'd taste sublime
Fishsticks, oh fishsticks, you're such a joke
A sorry excuse for food, you're so damn broke
Yo, listen up, I got something to say
Your fishy flavor just turns me away
You're like a bad dream that won't fade
A cuisine nightmare that I can't evade
So take your soggy self and swim away
Find a garbage can, that's where you'll stay
You'll never be a delicacy, never be prime
You're just a fishstick, wasting my time
Fishsticks, oh fishsticks, you're such a joke
A sorry excuse for food, you're so damn broke
Yo, listen up, I got something to say
Your fishy flavor just turns me away
You're like a bad dream that won't fade
A cuisine nightmare that I can't evade