Game Over
Made it past the spinning balls of death
Even beat the underwater level
Killed the dragon with the fire breath
But I'm still fighting with the devil
Beating all I can to survive
Feels like I've been living here for years
If I ever make it out alive
I'm gonna go and drink a million beers (Million beers)
Still trapped inside this world
From a wizard's evil spell
If I don't reach the end
I'm gonna rot in hell
Have to beat this game
And I'm running out of luck
I'm on my final life
And this shit's hard as f*ck
Game Over
I found every hidden key
Decapitated demons all around
It's gotta be the end, I'm begging please
The final boss is going in the ground
This is it, I have him in my sights
He's living in a tower made of gore
All or nothing it's the final fight
I hope he's ready for a f*cking war
Still trapped inside this world
From a wizard's evil spell
If I don't reach the end
I'm gonna rot in hell
I have to beat this game
I'm running out of luck
I'm on my final life
And this shit's hard as f*ck
C'est moi, the Final Boss
And it's game over mon ami
You've reached the final stage you fool
Can't wait to eat your flesh
No one's ever beaten me
It's here they're laid to rest
My power level's ten times yours
And you are running low
I'll pull your head through your own ass
Then strike my final blow
Hands are sore from button mashing
Brain is fried, constant thrashing
Gotta be way to kill this guy
Hahahaha
Getting weak, health is flashing
Gonna give his skull a bashing
Every time I try I f*cking die
Die, die, die
Think I finally got the pattern
Gonna launch his ass to saturn
Just need to have a steady aim
Holy shit, I think he's dead
He can't kill me kill me with no head
I finally beat this stupid f*cking game
Noooooo