Wake up, its Saturday
You think drunk uncle has gone away
Headache pounds at your brain
Cups of spilled beer and wet food remains
All your friends have walked the door
But he's hanging 'round here
He just won't leave
Smokes up all my weed
'Til he's passed out on my floor
Late for work
But he's still here
He just cracked open
Another beer
Won't shut up
'Bout the government
Hates millennials, and believes what's on the internet
All your friends have walked out the door
But he's hanging 'round here
He just won't leave
Smokes up all my weed
'Til he's passed out on my floor
All your friends are gone
And walked out the door
(All your friends have walked out the door)
All your friends are gone
And walked out the door
(All your friends have walked out the door)
Have walked out the door
(All your friends)
Have walked out the door
(All your friends)
Have walked out the door
(All your friends)
Have walked out the door
(All your friends)