WoodRocket - I'm a Fucking Genie Lyrics

I'm a f*cking genie
I live in a f*cking lamp
I got a big blue dick
And that does the trick
It makes all the ladies damp

Some motherf*ckers they know magic
Some do miracles and shit
But I grant wishes
So take that bitches
Suck my primary color tit

I do cool genie stuff
That Gandalf shall not pass
Harry Potter's a hack
I'll give him a smack
I fart bigger wishes out my ass!

I'll make you a motherf*cking prince now
I'll make you goddam rich
You lucky putz
Found deez wishin' nuts
I'm gonna jizz you a f*cking wish

I'm gonna grant your wish now
I'm a wish-granting f*ck machine
I'm a f*cking genie
With a big blue weenie
And it'll cum your f*cking dreams