1 Last Hope - Jeffs Song Lyrics

Another day
Another wepage
im trapped inside this cyber ratcage
im getting on to check my mail
who needs freinds when you have AOL

Im a jerk,a loser,a fag,an asshole
a roody poopoo candy ass superlamo
Nobody likes me Nobody Likes me

Its friday night and im going online
gonna find a girl and make her all mine
she can be fat she can be ugly
i dont really care cause im feeling kind of lonely

My name is jeff
listen to my band
im 14 and im your biggest fan
i just want you to know if we went out on a date
id get arrested for saturratorial rape

Its friday night and im going online
gonna find a girl and make her all mine
she can be fat she can be ugly
i dont really care cause im feeling kind of lonely

its friday night im going online...yea (x2)

wanna cyber....cant wait to meet ya!