3 Feet Smaller - Damn, We Need A Title For This Song Lyrics

Bloodshot eyes, my liver die´s
I see my girlfriend twice
I´m sitting here, drink my third beer
and i´m talking to a chair

I think i´m drunk again
Tequila is my best friend
What´s actualy reality

I sing in a band, but i´ve got one problem
I forgot all the lyrics
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