5-fingerdyscount - Johnny Verbeck Lyrics

You had to go and make that awful machine
Now all the cats and dogs will never more be seen
They'll be ground up to sausage and meat in Johnny Verbeck's machine!
One day it stopped working
The darn thing wouldn't go
So Johnny Verbeck climbed inside to see what made it so
That night his wife was sleep walking and came up to the machine
She gave the crank an awful yank, and Johnny Verbeck was meat!!
Now some people say that Johnny wasn't bright
And this incident seems to prove them right
Now wadda ya say we sing it again for Johnny that cow
Knowing Johnny Verbeck he would of wanted it now!!
Oh Johnny Verbeck how could you be so mean
You had to go and make that awful machine
Now all the cats and dogs will never more be seen
They'll be ground up to sausage and meat in Johnny Verbeck's machine!
One day it stopped working
The darn thing wouldn't go
So Johnny Verbeck climbed inside to see what made it so
That night his wife was sleep walking and came up to the machine
She gave the crank an awful yank, and Johnny Verbeck was meat!!