[ Featuring The Better Boyfriends ]
Take a ride, ride, ride on my waterslide
Take a ride, ride, ride on my waterslide
Take a ride, ride, ride on my waterslide
Take a ride, ride, ride on my waterslide
Somebody call the lifeguard
I'm gonna need mouth-to-mouth
Other swimmers try too hard, dear
They're f*ckin' about
Well, the slouches, they're too patient
I ain't waitin' my turn
Gonna jump these greasy turnstiles
Wanna see my sunburn?
Well, I'm gonna dive straight inside
Yeah, I'm gonna dive deep inside
Take a ride, ride, ride on my waterslide
(Splish-splash)
Take a ride, ride, ride on my waterslide
(Gonna give you whiplash)
Take a ride, ride, ride on my waterslide
(Sploosh)
Take a ride, ride, ride on my waterslide
(Sploosh)
Somebody call the lifeguard
I'm goin' in deep
Baby, won't you punch my timecard?
I'm too tired to sleep
Well, I'll make you scream and shout
Dipping in and dipping out
I hear that there's a drought
But here's what I'm about
Well, I'm gonna dive straight inside
Yeah, I'm gonna dive deep inside
Take a ride, ride, ride on my waterslide
(Splish-splash)
Take a ride, ride, ride on my waterslide
(Gonna give you whiplash)
Take a ride, ride, ride on my waterslide
(Sploosh)
Take a ride, ride, ride on my waterslide
(Sploosh)
Somebody call the doctor
Someone please lend a hand
I'm choking on this cloudburst
I'm drowning on dry land
