3 Marvelous - Katrina Lyrics

I was the kind of kid back in school
Who wore a members only jacket, and said it was cool
That's when I met katrina, she was best friends with seshel
I thought she was the one, yeah I thought that she was special
I saw her in the hall about a quarter to three
I said I'll take you in my nova, to the tasty freeze
She said, I know all about you, more than I should
I know all about the dirty mags you keep in the woods

So tell me how I'm supposed to sleep when I've been stalked by a lesbian
I can't sleep a wink, and I'm married to the ephedrine
How am I supposed to sleep when I've been stalked by a lesbian now

Now don't take it light, it might seem funny to you
Yesterday my science project, was covered in glue
So I asked that guy seshel, I said was it something I said
He said quit being so f*ckin' paranoid, it's all in your head

The way she's looking at me, I think she wants me to be,
The guy that always gets shot in every movie you see
Oh god she's walking this way, oh god what should I say,
I hope and pray that she could ever be straight

So I was at a bar the other night and I looked across the room and there's this girl and she walks up to me and she's beautiful and she says 'hey, I'm Katrina, dude, remember me?' and I freaked I said 'oh my god I thought you looked familiar' about this time this 400 f*cking pound woman walks up with Katrina's face tattooed on the side of her neck, she comes waddling and says 'don't f*ck with my girl' I looked at jabba straight in the f*cking eye and say 'don't worry every time I picture Katrina's face it's gonna be on the side of your gross, fat-assed, 3 chinned neck' she says 'are you stupid?' I say 'no I'm just sober!'

So tell me how I'm supposed to sleep when I've been stalked by a lesbian
I can't sleep a wink, and I'm married to the ephedrine
How am I supposed to sleep when I've been stalked by a lesbian now

And she beat the shit out of me