Birds aren't freaking real
They aren't freaking real
Birds aren't freaking real
They aren't freaking real
Birds aren't freaking real
They aren't freaking real
Don't be stupid (Stupid)
They aren't real
If you just walkin
And you see a bird (Bird)
Run away and call for help
They will get your password
Last bird died in 2001
Don't believe the government
They lie
Birds they don't exist
Birds they don't exist
They don't exist so don't freaking eat them
Become a vegetarian so you don't eat birds
If you eat them you'll become a drone you silly goose
If you do you may as well just tie a noose
One time a "bird" pooped on my windshield
And I took a DNA test of it and
Found out it was expired greek yogurt (Bruh)
The government is lying to us
This is why JFK was assonated
This is all Eisenhower's fault
America will never be safe
Yeah yeah yeah they say word is the word
But I have to disagree they're imposters, even their turds
Birds aren't freaking real
They aren't freaking real
Birds aren't freaking real
They aren't freaking real
Birds aren't freaking real
They aren't freaking real
Birds aren't freaking real
They aren't freaking real
Birds aren't freaking real
They aren't freaking real
Birds aren't freaking real
They aren't freaking real
Birds aren't freaking real
They aren't freaking real
Birds aren't freaking real
They aren't freaking real!