Please stop calling me Fred
If I knew a Fred at some point he's probably dead
Please stop calling me Fred
If I knew a Fred at some point he's probably dead
Please stop calling me Fred
Oh please stop calling me Fred
Please stop calling me Fred
Please stop calling me Fred
I was walking a cockroach down the street
When a random stranger approached me and my leash
He thought my name was Fred
And proceeded to talk like he knew me
I didn't know what to do
Apparently I looked some guy he knew
So I responded with a
And then he got very confused
The paramedics came as soon as he called
I did not know they would get involved
They stepped on the roach and killed it dead
And thought my name was f*cking Fred
Please stop calling me Fred
If I knew a Fred at some point he's probably dead
Please stop calling me Fred
If I knew a Fred at some point he's probably dead
Please stop calling me Fred
Oh please stop calling me Fred
Please stop calling me Fred
Please stop calling me Fred
My nurse was named Olsen
Middle name Elizabeth
She worse some blue scrubs
And had a nice pair of lips
She asked if I was okay
And I said it's just an average day
But they killed my roach now it's dead
She gave me a pat on my head
She walked me out of the institute
And said don't come back anytime soon
The guy who then got me into this mess then said
Hey pal are you okay Fred
I explained my name was Calvin
And how it f*cking rhymed with fountain
He got red and was ashamed
Just like the others they're all the same
Please stop calling me Fred
If I knew a Fred at some point he's probably dead
Please stop calling me Fred
If I knew a Fred at some point he's probably dead
Please stop calling me Fred
Oh please stop calling me Fred
Please stop calling me Fred
Please stop calling me Fred