Well I woke up this morning feeling kinda bad
I yelled at my-a-baby and that made her sad
You know I'm evil, evil as a man can be
Well I'm so damn evil baby stay away from me
Well she tried to make me happy gave me breakfast in bed
Took one look at the coffee and I threw it at her head
Cos' I'm evil, evil as a man can be
Well I'm so damn evil baby stay away from me
Well she's crying in the bedroom but I had to say farewell
I'm gonna meet her sister at a local motel
You know I'm evil, evil as a man can be
Well I'm so damn evil baby stay away from me
Solo
If she ever leaves me, if she goes away
I'll be sleeping with her best friend before the break of day
Cos' I'm evil, evil as a man can be
Well I'm so damn evil baby stay away from me
Well, she said she's gonna love me until the day she dies
I took out my pistol and shot her between the eyes
Cos' I'm evil, evil as a man can be
Well I'm so damn evil you better stay away from me
I'm so damn evil you better stay away from me