The Wolf (Death) Sings A Song (Puss In Boots The Last Wish Parody) Lyrics by Aaron Fraser-Nash

Everybody meets me eventually
Fees are obligatory
Life has a clock
And I'm counting down
When you're outta time
I come around

What is it puss?
your life flashed before your eyes?
Cause I'm quicker, smarter, bigger
And you've just realized

I'm a fight you cannot win
Look at you, break a sweat, keep trying
When the blood drips down your face
You know tonight that you are dying

So run, run away, little scaredy-cat pussay
I always get my kill
How's it feel being the prey?
retiring is wise, you finally learnt humility
I guess not, he's going after that wish
Bad kitty

Everybody meets me eventually
Fees are obligatory
Life has a clock
And I'm counting down
When you're outta time
I come around

I'm no bounty hunter, I'm Death
You're shocked, don't let that gasp
be your last little breath, no

I'm no bounty hunter, I'm Death
don't let that gasp
be your last little breath

The very idea that a cat have nine lives, absurd
I usually wait in the shadows
but you need to be murdered
Remember how you say you laughed in the face of Death?
Well, that really wound me up and now you have no lives left

So draw your sword, let's duel
Really? A stick against my sickle?
Here, you can have your weapon back
I like a fair fight to be equal
Now that you stand a chance
when I do my deathly dance
Every legend has his end
And I'm claiming your in advance

I'm no bounty hunter, I'm Death
You're shocked, don't let that gasp
be your last little breath, no

I'm no bounty hunter, I'm Death
don't let that gasp
be your last little breath

[Thanks to krzysztofcabaj1995 for correcting these lyrics]