Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - Break Into Your House With A Kinko's Copy Card Lyrics

I'm a master thief, don't you know?
I'm gonna break into your house when you're not home
When you're not in your house I'll make my move
I've got my eye on you

Break into your house with a Kinko's copy card
Make a big mess and steal all your stuff
Break into your house with a Kinko's copy card
I can't wait to break into your house

Break into your house with a Kinko's copy card
Make a big mess and steal all your stuff
Break into your house with a Kinko's copy card
I can't wait to break into your house

All I need is a piece of plastic, to break into your home
I hope you don't have an alarm or else there is no hope

Break into your house with a Kinko's copy card
Make a big mess and steal all your stuff
Break into your house with a Kinko's copy card
I can't wait to break into your house

Break into your house with a Kinko's copy card
Make a big mess and steal all your stuff
Break into your house with a Kinko's copy card
(...that was horrible....)
(HA! HA!)