Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - We're Gonna Be Rich Lyrics

Can you believe these idiots?
Look at all these chumps!
They actually like our "music"!
Man if this continues for a little longer,
We're gonna be rich!

I say we make some t-shirts and pencils
Perhaps some mugs and post-cards too.
And I think we can get on the box of Wheaties!
Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. is the breakfast of CHUMPions!

We're gonna be rich!
We're gonna be swimming in our cash!
We're gonna put scrooge to shame!
We're gonna be able to hire all the hitmen we want!
We're gonna be rich!
And it's all your fault!