Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. - What Happened To Mr. T? Lyrics

Whatever happened to Mr. T? I don't know. Do you?

Nope.

Hey, you... do you know what happened to Mr. T?

No, let me ask my Dad... Hey, Dad, what hapened to Mr. T?

I don't know, son. But, he was a hell of a man. He was on The A-Team, The Chipmunks, and DC Cab. What a career, he was THE MAN.

Oh, Mr. T, where did you go?
Oh, Mr. T, please tell me so
Oh, Mr. T, can;t live without you
Oh, Mr. T, come back to me

I had some "tea" with breakfast this morning...

Shut yo' mouth!

But I'm talkin' 'bout SHAFT!!!

No! We're talking about Mr. T!

He had his own cereal

Stayed crunchy in milk

Pee-Wee Herman ate it

Because he's Mr. T, and he likes milk

Oh, Mr. T, where did you go?
Oh, Mr. T, please tell me so
Oh, Mr. T, can't live without you
Oh, Mr. T, come back to me

I pity da fool who don't miss Mr. T!!!