Alice Donut - Bedpost Lyrics

I've got a Jackson Pollack tatoo on my ass.
Video priest screaming out high mass.
Sick little schoolgirls rolling round on my floor.
Jehovo witness knocking at my door.
Rednecks sucking life from a can.
Naked women magazines making me a man.
Big Blond Bush, schizophrenic tits.
I come prematurely and I don't give a shit.
Ooooooooooh.
Here come American fingers.
Here come American lips.
Jane Fonda spreading her legs on my TV.
I watch her exercise everyday - it's so healthy.
Serial killers straight from Transylvania.
Burning crosses and Biblemania.
I got a monster Trans Am - it's so f*cking cool.
I got Jimmy Hoffa floating in my swimming pool.
All my kids eat drugs, got my cigarettes.
Don't give a f*ck!
Ooooooooooh.
Here come American fingers.
Here come American lips.
737 exploding Boeing jets.
Hemorrhoids and growing nuclear threat.
My president has colo-rectal cancer.
Bloody french fries at my McDonald's McMassacre.
Black and Hispanic dying underclass.
Baseball jocks cutting lines on glass.
Monosodium glutamate to cook in my wok.
I got a herpes sore on the tip of my cock.
Ooooooooooh.
Here come American fingers.
Here come American lips.
Ooooooooooh.
Here come American fingers.
Here come American lips.