Al Yankovic - Trash Day Lyrics

It's rotten (rotten, rotten, rotten)
So rotten here (here, here, here)
So rotten (rotten, rotten, rotten) (uh)
Oh

It was like, the last day before trash day (uh)
My place was gettin' kinda nas-tay (uh)
Even though the garbage I knew would reek
(You know) Thought that I could leave it for one more week

Then, um, I'm takin'
Birthday cake 'n'
(Oh) Chili and greasy old bacon
Throw it all on top of the mess I been makin'
Wife's so mad, she starts to shakin'

Leaky bag, 'n' now that girl is gaggin'
She's naggin'
"I need you to get that stuff off the kitchen floor" (uh)
"Is that too much to ask you for?" (oh)

But I see no reason why
Can't let a few more weeks go by (uh uh)
And now garbage is piled up high
And buddy, you should see the flies
I said ...

There's somethin' rotten here (say what?)
You better hold your nose, oh
(Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out) (uh uh uh uh)
Oh, boy there's a lot in here (a lot)
And every day it grows
(Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out) (uh uh uh uh)
Make ya wanna throw up

Look at all this garbage I keep generatin'
(Come on) I sit around all day and watch it biodegradin'
Bet there's a hundred health codes that I'm violatin'
Even my dog passed out and needed resuscitatin'

You won't believe it, take a whiff of that aroma
Sure to put you in a coma
It's so messy, can't find my toenail clippers
It so bad the roaches wearin' slippers

Warm, (uh) sweaty (uh) clothes piled up in this joint
Stand up by themselves at this point
It's so filthy, now baby, I can't lie
I wipe my feet befor