Chorus:
Vanilla's for the blues, cherry is good news
Strawberry greets a sunny day
If your pocket book is hurtin', it's a 'nana split for certain, it makes you think it's all okay
Frozen yogurt is fine when you're in that state of mind
But for a badly broken heart this cure is known
You borrow calories from tomorrow, then heartily drown
your sorrows, in a chocolate ice cream cone.
It takes at least a double-decker to toast a home
wrecker, aw, put it in your sugar cone
With an extra shot of jimmies, and some dark fudge minis
And I won't mind being alone, oh no.
My grandma used to use it, I would certainly excuse it
If my kids were sneaking chocolate now and then
I'd say "Come sit down with me, you need some ice cream
therapy, and I'll show you how it helps a heart to mend.
I went to see a friend one evening, so sad I wasn't
singing, he said, "It's true, precisely what's wrong with
you; now if you are a doubter, step up to my counter
For a heaping helping of reality, you see"
Chorus:
Tag: Make mine a triple scoop fudge mint chocolate chip
Rocky rocky road, double chocolate, ice cream cone.
[Thanks to records for adding these lyrics]