Arrogant Worms - Billy The Theme Park Shark Lyrics

I'm a shark I'm a shark
A killer of the ocean
I'm a shark I'm a shark
Silently I strike
I'm a shark I'm a shark
I'm dumber than a tree
I only have three thoughts
And they are eat, swim... eat

He's a shark he's a shark
I was swimming in the ocean
He's a shark he's a shark
I got picked up by a boat
A team of lonely fisherman
Sold me to the city
And now my name is Billy
I'm a theme park shark

Billy the theme park shark
Preforming tricks for tourists at fee five bucks a head
Billy the theme park shark
He looks just like a killer but he's too well fed

The sight of blood is what put me in a frenzy
Now it means that it's time to clean the pool

I'm a shark I'm a shark
I'm swimming in a pool
He's a shark he's a shark
I dont have to fight for food
I get three meals a day
And some extra on the weekends
And i'm the only shark I know who has a dental plan
(who has a dental plan)

Billy the theme park shark
Jumping at a football that's suspended overhead
Billy the theme park shark
He looks just like a killer but he's too well fed

He's a shark he's a shark
And I'm not in my natual habitat
He's fat and old and lazy
But I'm happier here
I really hope these activists don't free Billy
'Cause out there in the wild I'd be dead

Then one day just after a performance
He barfed up a flounder on the owner of the park
Billy the theme park shark
Preforming tricks for tourists and throwing up his meal
Billy the theme park shark
Now he's been replaced by a juggling seal

Oh Billy (Billy), Billy (Billy)
The number one attraction of an aquabatic zoo
Oh Billy (Billy), Billy (Billy)
The poster fish of tourism Iowa!