Arrogant Worms - Dogfood Woman Lyrics

Watching television one afternoon
Looking for a movie or a good cartoon
Stop by a station's commercial break
And suddenly I'm faced with a heartache

The woman of my dreams is plain in view
Selling me a can of liver stew
I said Dogfood (Dogfood)
Dogfood Woman

Dogfood (Dogfood)
Dogfood Woman
Dogfood (Dogfood)
Dogfood Woman

You steal my heart
And you take my soul
Everytime I see you
Fill Fido's bowl

Now I watch TV twenty hours a day
Just to watch your commercials play
If someday your love were in reach
I'd be all yours honey

You could put me on a leash
You love that dog, could you love a man?
I make my own gravy when you show that can..
I said Dogfood (Dogfood)

Dogfood Woman
Dogfood (Dogfood)
Dogfood Woman
Dogfood (Dogfood)
Dogfood Woman

You steal my heart
And you take my soul
Everytime I see you
Fill Fido's bowl

I figure the only way she'll notice me
Is if I buy what she's selling on TV
So I go down to the local shopping mall
Head to the pet store and buy it all

Go to the bank and empty my savings
So I can buy more of what Spot is craving.
Spent all my monet by accident
Can't buy groceries or pay the rent

Got evicted now I live on the street
Crunchy kibble's all I got to eat
My breath is real bad
And my tongue's turning black

But I got a nice shiny coat and hair on my back!
I said Dogfood (Dogfood)
Dogfood Woman
Dogfood (Dogfood)

Dogfood Woman
Dogfood (Dogfood)
Dogfood Woman
You steal my heart

And you take my soul
Everytime I see you
Fill Fido's bowl
(*dogs barking*)

I said Dogfood (Dogfood)
Dogfood Woman
Dogfood (Dogfood)
Dogfood Woman
Dogfood (Dogfood)
Dogfood Woman

You steal my heart
And you take my soul
Everytime I see you
Fill Fido's bowl