Arrogant Worms - Mounted Animal Nature Trail Lyrics

On the Mounted Animal Nature Trail
You'll be sure to see
All Mother Nature's favorite pets
All sitting rigidly.
They're never hungry anymore
They're last meal left them stuffed.
Don't worry they won't walk away
If you you try to pet their fluff.

Where the dog goes... (pause)
And the cow goes... (pause)
And the bear goes... (pause)
And the pig goes... (pause)
And the crow goes... KWAH!
I guess it was alive.
You can see all this
At the Mounted Animal Nature Trail.

The Mounted Animal Nature Trail
It's good for mom and dad.
Where else can grandma and the kids
See the Silence of the Lambs.
Don't have to walk a hundred miles
Or climb the steepest hill.
And the only fiercesome sound you'll hear
Is the ringing of the till.

Where the dog goes... (pause)
And the bear goes... (pause)
And the cow goes... (pause)
And the pig goes... (pause)
And the crow goes... KWAH!
I guess it was alive.
You can see all this
At the Mounted Animal Nature Trail.

The only things that bite are the bugs.
Unlike any themepark the mice won't say hello.
And if your having problems with your own family pet.
You can bring him in and add him to the trail.
"Everybody!"

Where the dog goes... (pause)
And the cow goes... (pause)
And the bear goes... (pause)
And the pig goes... (pause)
And the crow goes...
"Don't cry for me argentina, the truth is I never left you"
Where's its metal bra.
You can see all this
At the Mounted Animal Nature Trail.