Ass Req - Gov't Song Lyrics

The government stole my girlfriend
And now I'm mad
The government stole my girlfriend
I need a way to get her back
The IRS, the FBI
But my girlfriend? Why, oh why?
I look and look, and try and try
But she's nowhere that I can find
I can find
I can find

Was our relationship just a scam
All set up by Uncle Sam?
Maybe they are after me
Is this one big conspiracy?

Now I'm gonna get the government back
I'll hit them with my sneak attack
Recognize me? HA! They'll never guess
Cause I'll be wearing J. Edgar Hoover's dress
Hoover's dress
Hoover's dress

I'll sneak right in under their nose
Desguised as a woman in pantyhose
I'll seduce the guards, then judo chop
Until she's found, I won't stop
It all comes down to me and Bush
I'll make sure to kick his tush
Across the boarder, we'll flee
To a place where we can be free

("Oh Canada")

My cat and I, about to rise
Preparing to cause the nation's demise
But outside my window, under a tree
Is my girlfriend carrying groceries
My shrink always said that I overreact
Maybe I should consider prozac
Now I feel stupid for getting so mad
Maybe the government isn't so bad
Isn't so bad
Isn't so bad
YEAH!