Kev The Pipe what is he like?
A lovely, straight-up fella
When you're in debt and getting wet
He'll find you an umbrella
Kev The Pipe what is he like?
A total diamond geezer
Don't you worry Yummy Mummy
He'll take care of your Beaver
They call him Kev The Pipe
He comes from London Taaahn
Well, Biggin' 'ill to be precise
That's a little lower daaahn
Working on the underground
He drove commuters raaand
When tourists offered Euros
He said 'f*ck off - you need Paaands'
Kev The Pipe what is he like?
A lovely, straight-up fella
When you're in debt and getting wet
He'll find you an umbrella
Kev The Pipe what is he like?
A total diamond geezer
Don't you worry Yummy Mummy
He'll take care of your Beaver
With a name like Kev The Pipe I thought
He's got to smoke a bong
And be some kind of stoner
Turns out I had him wrong
No, Kevin's strictly Wife-Beater
With rollies or a tab
But if he does offer you some pills
It's time to call a cab
Kev The Pipe what is he like?
A lovely, straight-up fella
When you're in debt and getting wet
He'll find you an umbrella
Kev The Pipe what is he like?
A total diamond geezer
Don't you worry Yummy Mummy
He'll take care of your Beaver
Not too many blokes I know
Have their figures on their mind
But ask Kev about his bowling stats
He'll talk until you're blind
He may be just short of a length
And edging slightly square
But when you need a bloke with balls
He'll produce a golden pair!
Kev The Pipe what is he like?
A lovely, straight-up fella
When you're in debt and getting wet
He'll find you an umbrella
Kev The Pipe what is he like?
A total diamond geezer
Don't you worry Yummy Mummy
He'll take care of your Beaver
Kev couldn't take the smoke no more
He committed countryside
He moved out to the Wild West
With his best girl by his side
With Evie, Woody and the dog,
That scruffy wotsisname
With Kev about the locals knew
Things could never be the same
He took on the school committee
He started a small farm
When he said 'I'll do the beavers'
It did raise some alarm
When they tried to close the local stores
Who was there right in their face?
We can all agree without our Kev
This would be a duller place
Kev The Pipe what is he like?
A lovely, straight-up fella
When you're in debt and getting wet
He'll find you an umbrella
Kev The Pipe what is he like?
A total diamond geezer
Don't you worry Yummy Mummy
He'll take care of your Beaver
Don't you worry Yummy Mummy
He'll take care of your Beaver
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Kev The Pipe what is he like?
A lovely, straight-up fella
When you're in debt and getting wet
He'll find you an umbrella
Kev The Pipe what is he like?
A total diamond geezer
Don't you worry Yummy Mummy
He'll take care of your Beaver
They call him Kev The Pipe
He comes from London Taaahn
Well, Biggin' 'ill to be precise
That's a little lower daaahn
Working on the underground
He drove commuters raaand
When tourists offered Euros
He said 'f*ck off - you need Paaands'
Kev The Pipe what is he like?
A lovely, straight-up fella
When you're in debt and getting wet
He'll find you an umbrella
Kev The Pipe what is he like?
A total diamond geezer
Don't you worry Yummy Mummy
He'll take care of your Beaver
With a name like Kev The Pipe I thought
He's got to smoke a bong
And be some kind of stoner
Turns out I had him wrong
No, Kevin's strictly Wife-Beater
With rollies or a tab
But if he does offer you some pills
It's time to call a cab
Kev The Pipe what is he like?
A lovely, straight-up fella
When you're in debt and getting wet
He'll find you an umbrella
Kev The Pipe what is he like?
A total diamond geezer
Don't you worry Yummy Mummy
He'll take care of your Beaver
Not too many blokes I know
Have their figures on their mind
But ask Kev about his bowling stats
He'll talk until you're blind
He may be just short of a length
And edging slightly square
But when you need a bloke with balls
He'll produce a golden pair!
Kev The Pipe what is he like?
A lovely, straight-up fella
When you're in debt and getting wet
He'll find you an umbrella
Kev The Pipe what is he like?
A total diamond geezer
Don't you worry Yummy Mummy
He'll take care of your Beaver
Kev couldn't take the smoke no more
He committed countryside
He moved out to the Wild West
With his best girl by his side
With Evie, Woody and the dog,
That scruffy wotsisname
With Kev about the locals knew
Things could never be the same
He took on the school committee
He started a small farm
When he said 'I'll do the beavers'
It did raise some alarm
When they tried to close the local stores
Who was there right in their face?
We can all agree without our Kev
This would be a duller place
Kev The Pipe what is he like?
A lovely, straight-up fella
When you're in debt and getting wet
He'll find you an umbrella
Kev The Pipe what is he like?
A total diamond geezer
Don't you worry Yummy Mummy
He'll take care of your Beaver
Don't you worry Yummy Mummy
He'll take care of your Beaver
A lovely, straight-up fella
When you're in debt and getting wet
He'll find you an umbrella
Kev The Pipe what is he like?
A total diamond geezer
Don't you worry Yummy Mummy
He'll take care of your Beaver
They call him Kev The Pipe
He comes from London Taaahn
Well, Biggin' 'ill to be precise
That's a little lower daaahn
Working on the underground
He drove commuters raaand
When tourists offered Euros
He said 'f*ck off - you need Paaands'
Kev The Pipe what is he like?
A lovely, straight-up fella
When you're in debt and getting wet
He'll find you an umbrella
Kev The Pipe what is he like?
A total diamond geezer
Don't you worry Yummy Mummy
He'll take care of your Beaver
With a name like Kev The Pipe I thought
He's got to smoke a bong
And be some kind of stoner
Turns out I had him wrong
No, Kevin's strictly Wife-Beater
With rollies or a tab
But if he does offer you some pills
It's time to call a cab
Kev The Pipe what is he like?
A lovely, straight-up fella
When you're in debt and getting wet
He'll find you an umbrella
Kev The Pipe what is he like?
A total diamond geezer
Don't you worry Yummy Mummy
He'll take care of your Beaver
Not too many blokes I know
Have their figures on their mind
But ask Kev about his bowling stats
He'll talk until you're blind
He may be just short of a length
And edging slightly square
But when you need a bloke with balls
He'll produce a golden pair!
Kev The Pipe what is he like?
A lovely, straight-up fella
When you're in debt and getting wet
He'll find you an umbrella
Kev The Pipe what is he like?
A total diamond geezer
Don't you worry Yummy Mummy
He'll take care of your Beaver
Kev couldn't take the smoke no more
He committed countryside
He moved out to the Wild West
With his best girl by his side
With Evie, Woody and the dog,
That scruffy wotsisname
With Kev about the locals knew
Things could never be the same
He took on the school committee
He started a small farm
When he said 'I'll do the beavers'
It did raise some alarm
When they tried to close the local stores
Who was there right in their face?
We can all agree without our Kev
This would be a duller place
Kev The Pipe what is he like?
A lovely, straight-up fella
When you're in debt and getting wet
He'll find you an umbrella
Kev The Pipe what is he like?
A total diamond geezer
Don't you worry Yummy Mummy
He'll take care of your Beaver
Don't you worry Yummy Mummy
He'll take care of your Beaver
Writer: Brian Madigan
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