You're not allowed in our band
You smoked too much weed
When you lost your girlfriend
Your not allowed in our band
You cant play the f scale in mixlodian
Monologue from the album "4" by Car Seat Headrest
You can find it on my passport
Don't ask again I'm not too short
Wheres the drinks what am i here for
Let me light another Newport
You're not allowed in our band
Your songs are not in time
And they are not quantized
You're not allowed to be our friend
You wont top me off and
You wont come to bed
You think about all the trends
That only came and went
And then came again
You dream about all the men
That lack a close bound tie
On their emotions
You're not allowed in our band
You cant play at our shows