I will do a tiptoe
Shoot a flamingo
I will shoot a big fat hippo
Shoot a sprinting cheetah
Shoot a squinting zebra
I will shoot a rare white rhino
With my camera
Firing shots not heard
Preserving Nature's touch
I will shoot the arctic fox
Sitting on the hard rocks
While he's scouting out the swan flocks
Shoot the baby panda
Shoot the cuddly koala
I will shoot the waddling penguin
With my camera
Firing shots not heard
Preserving Nature's touch
I am going to shoot this deer (All day long!)
I will leave him still standing here (Yes, I will!)
With my camera
Firing shots not heard
Preserving Nature's touch
I can shoot the grizzly bear
If I say my morning prayer
Then I'll need to change my underwear
From this spreading cypress
Shoot this striking tigress
Leading cubs that continually digress
With my camera
Firing shots not heard
Preserving nature's touch
I can shoot the endangered loon (Wake me up!)
I can even shoot the moon (Blow it up!)
With my camera
Firing shots not heard
Pursuing nature's touch
I can hunt out of season (Yes, I can!)
Don't need a license
Shoot the bumbling bees
Shoot the tumbling seas
I can shoot the pretty girls
Shoot the sunrise skies
Shoot the butterflies
I can even shoot myself
With my camera
Firing shots not heard
Preserving this sacred touch
Everything's so still
I'm filled with a quiet thrill
If I could just instill
This feel into my life
Firing shots not heard
Firing shots not heard
Just me and my camera