[ Featuring a Half ]
He can run, but he can't hide
Mr. Plinky's got some rules to abide
Mr. Rules is trailing his behind
Mr. Plinky may as well give up and die
And the court crew's meeting is due
By the will of Mr. Rules
Jurisdiction Judy, Harry Dominion, Affidavit David, and Prenup Pete
Strike down with the force of a gavel
And the total proposal
Mr. Plinky disposal
How noble
One I am Mr. Rules
Two I make the rules
One I am Mr. Rules
Two I make the rules
Well, well, look who's in town
But I don't really want to cause you're making me frown
It's the court crew
So I'm gonna try something new
Take a sip of my, Stinky Drinky
