Went to the movies just the other day
That little joint just off of Broadway
I wouldn't say that they were rated"G"
But that other letter looked all right to me
There was this guy in a business suit
Tellin' Miss Jones that her bills were due
She cleared his desk off, took him by the hand
Told him she'd pay on the installment plan
He said, oh, oh, oh Miss Jones
Well you drive a hard bargain, but I'll leave you alone
He said, oh, oh, oh Miss Jones
Now I think you'd better go on home
Just about then, you know, he got a call
Good ol' Miss Jones, she headed down the hall
She caught the elevator on the run
Punched up the button that said number one
On the way down, you know, it stopped again
A good-lookin' guy came a-strollin' in
Look at that arrow up above the door
It just stopped movin' between five and four
You can just bet you, now, who threw the switch
Good ol' Miss Jones, you know she got the itch
All of the people waitin' on the ground
Good ol' Miss Jones, she's still goin' down
He said, oh, oh, oh Miss Jones
Well, you gave me the shaft, now I can't leave you alone
He said, oh, oh, oh Miss Jones
Well I think you'd better go on home