Please Don't Touch Me! Video (MV)

Dream all you want my darling
Of every sexy situation
Those naughty thoughts are fine with me
As long as they stay locked away
In your imagination

You can hug me till I scream
If it's only in a dream
But please don't touch me
You can feel me till I squeal
Just as long as it's not real
But please don't touch me

You can stick me
You can lick me
You can pinch me till I'm blue
I might even let you put me in a bind
You can savage me and ravage me
I care not what you do
Just as long as all the filthy things you do are in your mind

You can spank me till I'm red
If it's only in your head
But please don't touch me
You can have me, don't you see
If it's just a fantasy
But please don't touch me

After our wedding, you'll be oh so glad we waited
Until then, take cold showers when you're overstimulated

You can lay it down on me
In the sweetest reverie
But please don't touch me
Anticipation is sublime
And although you all think I'm a tease
Please don't touch me

Don't undress me
Don't caress me
Don't finesse me into bed
Do not fold me like a pretzel made of dough
Do not gnash me on my gash
Please keep your visions in your head
Babe, you know it's oh so hard for me
To keep on saying no

Do not eat me
Do not beat me
Do not f*ck me till I cry
Do not throb me till you rob me of my wits
Do not poke me
Do not stroke me till we're just about to die
But even in your wildest dreams
Don't dare to touch my tits

Don't dare to touch my tits
Don't dare to touch my tits
Don't touch my tits
Don't touch my tits
Don't touch my tits
Tits tits tits tits tits tits tits tits
Tits
My tits

When we're absolutely wed
You can f*ck me till we're dead
Till then
Please don't touch me
Please don't touch me
Please don't touch me