I'm gonna put a little money away
Need a Caribbean getaway
I need some clear blue water
And a whole lot of sun
A bunch of strangers that don't give a ship
A whole lot of trouble they all need a trip
To Cozumel Roatan or Jamaica
Cause I'll be cruisin and a boozin
I ain't drinking and driving
That ain't what I'm talking about
It's a happy hotel floating out in the sea
Come on and feel the commotion with me
You'll be cruisin and a boozin
You see out here
You forget about your A1c
Soak up the rum like fish in the sea
You hardly feel the motion
Of the ocean because you're always drunk
You see At first I could never fathom the thought
I was scared as hell and I always thought
There must be pirates sharks or what if it sinks
After the first time that I took a trip
They couldn't pry me out of the ship
I cried and I wept till the next time I got on
Cause I'll be cruisin and a boozin
I ain't drinking and driving
That ain't what I'm talking about
It's a happy hotel floating out in the sea
Come on and feel the commotion with me
You'll be cruisin and a boozin
Cause I'll be cruisin and a boozin
I'll be down in Bermuda Antigua
Down the Gulf of Mexico
Cause I'll be cruisin and a boozin