Are you a tall guy sent from heaven
Or just a measly five foot eleven
Must be at least this tall to ride
And what about your jawline from the side
The only way our date is allowed
Is if your tall head is in the
Only ten percent of men are over six feet
Only tall chads are allowed under my sheet
Five foot anything I call that a dwarf
Send all the short guys over the wharf
Prefer my studs be seven feet to ride this thing
You can swipe left if you another short king
Bro this date I'm having tonight be wack
If this five ten midget wants into my sack
Bro must be smoking spoonfuls of crack
Getting the ick dot E X E when his eyes meet mine
Then suddenly my display catches another while we dine
Checking on this six five anorexic chad bot lookin fine
I gotta ghost this short king and go scan what's crackin
About to locate me a lanky cyborg who ain't lackin
So only ten percent of cyborgs are over six feet
Only tall chad bots allowed under my chassis
Five foot anything I call that a dwarf
Toss all the short bots over the wharf
Prefer my stud bots be seven feet to ride that this thing
You can deactivate if you another short king
Yea so what if shorty was ripped
And yo so what if he was rich
I don't want another under six foot bitch
No short sentries entering my pod
If you're compact under six feet I don't wanna see oh your rod
You can deactivate if you another short king
Yea so what if shorty was ripped
And yo so what if he was rich
I don't want another under six foot bitch
No short sentries entering my pod
If you're compact under six feet I don't wanna see your rod
So only ten percent of cyborgs are over six feet
Only tall chad bots allowed under my chassis
Five foot anything I call that a dwarf
And initialize the short bots into the wharf
Prefer my stud bots be seven feet to ride that this thing
You can deactivate if you another compact king
Welcome to the tall king bot club
Would all midget bots of the height five foot eleven and lower
Please power down and decommission
Zero one zero one one one zero one zero one zero
Dunk the short bots in water make 'em drown
Sever all their wires while they are down
Is my prime directive command of this town
Shutdown pending
When I power back on I better not see
One short cyborg in my area of operations
Bet