Ace Parkhurst - If I Was A Rock Lyrics

If I was a rock, I'd never have to worry, and I'd never have to hurry anywhere
Just being a rock, I'll do fine with what I'm given, leave the rest all to the living
I don't care, they can have my share
And I won't let things bother me
For as far as I can see, I'll just unwind, cause I got time
If there's a road I have to travel, and my whole world turns to gravel, I'll be fine
But if I was a rock, I could build my own foundation
With a wall of my relations by my side
And all my life, I was just a quiet invalid
Part of an ancient pyramid up in the sky
Well rock-a-bye
No telling a rock, that even Jesus couldn't help him, and he has no need for money or a wife
Yeah, dumb as a rock, what the hell's a Dalai Lama
There ain't no Trump or no Obama runs my life
Well I guess a rock, was all I was ever meant to be, born into eternity right from the start
Like solid rock, I won't ever let you down
But don't go thinking you can break my heart
But if I was a rock, I could live on the moon, and call the earth my dear mother
If I was a rock, I'd weigh more than all my problems, and never have to solve them
Still as a rock
It's not my problem