Flat ground, suckling off the world's breast
Making something from nothing, like your girl's chest
Give it a rest, calm your pits, pipe down
Size zero fits you, it's so hip right now
You down to clown? Then break out your dork tricks
Draw your best Robin Williams on some Mork from Ork ish
Make Koston proud, while smoking loud and blowing clouds
Killing skate in short rounds like Dr. Jones says you go now
If you go down make sure you go swinging
Like dope slinging on your way to court for dope slinging
Just no singing, unless it's to your own tune
Plagiarism's frowned upon and considered rude
Don't get triggered dude, Hasbro, get a clue
Talkin ish's a part of this ish, you chick you
If I had to choose where to move, just gimme Cali
Home of the concrete wave and the real brothers of Simi Valley
Lacing lines like go brah go!
Not Coke, pumping fists like rochambeau, dropping
Hammers like manners, no Emily Post, the
Question is how many can you catch in a row?
One trick, two tricks, three tricks, four, like you're
Playing Tony Hawk and running up the score
Five tricks, six tricks, seven or more, you better be
Getting well paid like a high-priced war
Not that you're a war, unless you want to be one
All of us are hustlers, like Jackie Gleason, humping
Street, park and vert, it's a threesome, for
Autists, savants, or those who're OCD some
It's easier said than done with natural ability, cause
Just landing one can lead to absolute tranquility
Maybe it's an impossible or an actual mellon lean, but some
Learn 'em all like practicing for a national spelling bee
These young urbanites have discovered uncharted activites within
The sterile surroundings of the environment's original design
Has not this trend continued into the residential neighborhood
Even into the local schoolyard, where the simplest activity has been pre-planned