Finally, I landed it
Took three weeks to handle it
Sparked it like a bag of sick and
Pulled it like a magic trick
Abra cadabra, watch the birdie
Cameras'll have you awful perty
Grab a manual if you're thirsty
Lambda Lambda Lambda nerdy
Nerds! Know the feeling, herbs
Help the healing, words can't
Describe the vibe really, it's
Just a ride silly
Landed it ! He landed it!
Went airborne like I manned a jet
Used the floor as a landing strip, then
Took my board and I smashed that bridge
That is the ish, as rad as it gets
Mentoring siblings and practicing tricks
Considering facets that haven't been meant and
Configuring assets in tactical whims
Live a little, have a giggle
Let It rain, trickle trickle
Touch the pain, take a pill, make
Jason Dill's day, that's a pickle tickle
Wheels, trucks, board, and grip is
All you need to forge a flip
Tie your shoes before you trip
Not everyone can afford to rip
Cause if I was Wolverine or
Deadpool with a bullet proof spleen
The gaps would be obscene and
No tweak would have such lean
Landed it! He landed it!
And with pics, didn't romance shit
Or exaggerate it a bit
Too legit to lie on my dish
Hammers nailing like I'm a roofer
And I hammer nails, that's a twofer
At the Cooler, I'm the ruler
Slick Rick in the rain, don't do it sir!
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but
This concrete'll shake your dome, and
I won't let 'em take my home, so
Take your litigious sad and begone
Above and beyond the call of duty
Love's a hell of a drug for bruising
What a doozy, now
Get back up and land that beauty!