You put your gum in my hair
You won't admit it
I can't rid of it
All of your friends run away
They know not what they do
They'll crawl right back to you
I came by
To bail you out
As soon as I go the call
Thought twice
But you needed me more than you needed anyone at all
Beautiful disaster
Beautiful disaster
You put your foot in your mouth
Looks like a perfect fit
Why don't you swallow it?
You stumbled into my room
It's well past 3 am
You look so drunk again
Your head's so big
It made you slip and fall
Caught fire
And fed it
A little bit of alcohol
Beautiful disaster
Beautiful disaster
I came by
To bail you out
As soon as I go the call
Thought twice
But you needed me more than you needed anyone at all
Your head's so big
That it made you slip and fall
Caught fire
And fed it
A little bit of alcohol
Beautiful disaster
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful disaster
Beautiful disaster