Action Bronson - Szechuan Peppercorns Lyrics

You could tell she was a mediocre lover
From the way that she was
Dancing at the wedding, uh
I pull up in a Benz from '84 with Lady Saw
Bodybuilder bitch opened my door
Hundred dollar bill folded in a square
Place it in her hand
(now I'm good forever with her)
Thick ass thighs naked knife fights in the
Bath house in Turkey (uh)
Dipped the razor blade in herpes
Glad I escaped that shit man
That was a close call
Tried to cut my nutsack open
I got a Japanese attorney from
China with a vagina (a big one)
Every single thing she eats her
Meals right out the diner (like a old lady)
Two poached eggs, whole wheat toast dry
A Lipitor and lemonwater
She got the high cholesterol man
But she's good in court
(Lipitor and lemonwater cocktails)
She knows exactly what to do
She's good friends with the judge
Diego, bring the Jeep around please
Uh, hopped off the Harley
(like I'm Steven Seagal)
Bike's still going (uh)
She likes girls but that dyke's still blowing
(still blowing)
I'm in a penthouse doing yoga moves
(Like I'm a lightskin motherf*cker man)
Wolfgang Puck, prep the duck while I f*ck
(f*ck)
Six Brazilian women in a white Suburban truck
(truck)
I ball so much I got the And-1 tattoo
(Shit man I could've played for the Spurs)

That's right, you're like Patty Mills
Rolling through the hood, J steal eastwood
The gun that I carry similar to Dirty Harry
And I love my gun, we about to get married
I'm wearing Polo
Yami Bolo singing through the speaker
I'm in a low-low
Not a dodo crash the shit on Bleecker
F*ck the whip, car jack the shit
Morgan and Meeker
I ran up in the morgue for the leak
I need a beaker dirty chucks but I give a
F*ck about a sneaker
F*ck you and f*ck the bitch that I'm f*cking
Bitch you could keep her
We on that wax, f*ck your pre-run
F*ck your reefer
I'm like West 23rd Ave in Gary, Indiana
My gun appear out of nowhere
I never carry the hammer
Hologram is on the corner, Ragamuffin style
It's me, dressed too fresh
Can't do nothing wild
So me bum it on the regular

Good feet known for kicks like the World Cup
(cup)
Stay sharp, do a spin, leave the world cut
(cut) my whole team is eskimo brothers
F*cking these hoes like we
Was testing out rubbers
I can't help it, I'm an animal (animal)
Follow my steps like I'm a manual (manual)
Smell like a winner
Peace to my fragrance tray
I'm getting money in the city
Where the vagrants stay
Eating off gold dishes with my old mistress
It's a new day, I never see no cold winters
Unless I f*ck up my life
Tank tops all year like I f*ck up my wife, uh
But I don't hit no bitch
Never seen a motherf*cker with
His kicks so crisp, uh
AKA Laurenoveech
Smack you right in your face like
I'm the king of speech, uh
How a nigga flow come back, don't ever f*ck
With a nigga dough, uh
Money and cake
F*ck around, I punch you right in your face
It's Laurenovich, uh back with that fly shit
Told you motherf*ckers that's my shit, uh

That's right, nigga