It's a house party I'm single now
So goodbye
I spy you flirting on the otherside of the room
Stop trying to get on his good side
And when we get home you'd better hide
I know I'm not the right guy
I just can't understand why
I am not a psychopath
But I can't help it when I laugh
Every time you trash the place
And I spread your nose across your face
Your crying always makes me think
To drown you in the kitchen sink
Don't leave me it'll never happen again
I swear
I'm f*cked up
I've f*cked up
Messed up every square inch of your body beyond repair
It's getting harder to pretend I care about you
And it's true
There's a whole new string of girls I kind of doubt you knew about
And they're only hanging around
In case we don't work out
You don't know what you're talking about so
Just shut your f*cking mouth
Before I shut it for you
I'll help you out
I am not a psychopath
But I can't help it when I laugh
Every time you trash the place
And I spread your nose across your face
Your crying always makes me think
To drown you in the kitchen sink
Don't leave me it'll never happen again
I swear
Why hello there officer
What could I do for ya
After some talk and a lot of fuss
I'm all linked up with shiny cuffs
On the way back out the door
I see the bruised face of a whore
Start yelling as they force me out
The things you're insecure about
The chorus that nobody knows
I know so well just how it goes
I am not a psychopath
But I can't help it when I laugh
Every time you trash the place
And I spread your nose across your face
I am not a psychopath
But I can't help it when I laugh
Every time you trash the place
And I spread your nose across your face
Your crying always makes me think
To drown you in the kitchen sink
Don't leave me it'll never happen again
I swear
I am not a pyschopath
But I can always make you laugh
You said that I'm going down
But I know I've already left