Adam McClure - How Dad Met Your Mum Lyrics

He was a real nice kid
Always so polite
She was a beautiful girl
Always a delight
He was a little bit shy
But he asked her out one night
And she said 'Yes' which he didn't expect
She thought he was alright
They didn't do much but they did hold hands
Through the movie nerves were high
Then they went for a walk and started to talk
She laughed at the right times
They walked past a Pub which was modestly lit
She said "Hey lets go inside"
And he bought her a drink while she played with her hair
They sat down 'round the side
She was funny too they laughed and laughed
She looked right into his eyes
Then all of a sudden it was so much later
Already closing time
He walked her home, she gave him a kiss
And they said their goodbyes
Then he walked home just like in a dream
Everything was gonna be fine
Then tomorrow came
She never text him back
That was it, old mate lost his shit
And became a one man crime wave

Then 3 days later she text him back
Said "Sorry, I took so long,
But I had't been paid and I didn't have credit,
I'm sorry I took so long"
His phone went 'Bing' and he looked at the thing
And wiped the coke from his nose
He said "Thats ok, how's it going babe?"
Then he danced a jig up on his toes
She said "I think you're a really nice bloke,
And I had such wonderful time"
He said "I did too" and he asked her out again
Everything was gonna be fine
So he bought some new shoes and he ate some fruit
And put some product into his hair
And she blocked all those fellas that she'd been seeing
And bought new make-up.

And thats the story of how Dad met your Mum