He said he'd be here at seven
The clock just hit 7:22
It's too cold outside
To wait for my ride
Watching mamma try out a new doo (Bruins)
He said he'd be here at seven
But it just hit 7:35 (already?)
Here in Brockton, Mass.,
I got my thumb in my ass
Mamma's combing up a big beehive (Celtics)
Where the f*ck is he?
Where the f*ck is he?
The bitch doesn't even bother calling
Even though it's 7:44 (I fell asleep, pally)
I'm feeling kinda antsy
Mamma's getting fancy
Slicking back a wet pompadour (Red Sox)
He said he'd be here at seven
It's closing in on 8:01 (Trimmin' the 'stache, kid)
Me lookin' like a sap
In a wool knit cap
Mamma's next move is a bun (f*ckin' Patriots)
Where the f*ck is he? (My pants are still in the dryer, dude)
Where the f*ck is he? (I couldn't find my f*ckin' snowboots, pal)
I wish I had a car (Huge, huge hangover)
Oh, no (Massive hailstorm, massive hailstorm, massive)
That stupid little punk
He's probably f*ckin' drunk
I bet he drank a case
Want to pop him in the face right now
Mamma's eyebrow
Wicked good
Wicked good (Oh, GOD)
Wicked good
Wicked good (F*ck yeah)
Wicked good
Wicked good (Pisser?)
Well my friend is still a no-show
And I'm getting f*cking pissed (Why?)
'Cause I could've gone with Charlie
In the side of his Harley
Mamma's on the phone with a stylist (F*ck Charlie!)
So I guess I ain't going out tonight
'Cause the digits say 12:09 (Shit-faced)
But call the operator
'Cause one perm later
Mamma's hair sure do look fine (Heffenreffer!!!)
Where the f*ck is he? (Ah, ha ha! My stepfather was tellin' me a wicked funny joke!)
Where the f*ck is he? (Ah, ha ha! I forgot it though)
I wish I had a car
I wish I had a car (A cop pulled me over, buddy)
I wish I went with Charlie (5.2 blood level, state record)
I could have gone with Charlie (I'm in a wicked mess of trouble, ha ha!)
He gotta dee wee
He gotta dee wee
He gotta dee wee
He got a D.W.I.
(Up the river)
(Up the river)
(Up the river)
(Up the river)
(Up the river)
(Up the river)
(Up the river)
(Up the river)
(Up the river)
Adam Sandler - Dee Wee (My Friend the Massive Idiot) Lyrics
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He said he'd be here at seven
The clock just hit 7:22
It's too cold outside
To wait for my ride
Watching mamma try out a new doo (Bruins)
He said he'd be here at seven
But it just hit 7:35 (already?)
Here in Brockton, Mass.,
I got my thumb in my ass
Mamma's combing up a big beehive (Celtics)
Where the f*ck is he?
Where the f*ck is he?
The bitch doesn't even bother calling
Even though it's 7:44 (I fell asleep, pally)
I'm feeling kinda antsy
Mamma's getting fancy
Slicking back a wet pompadour (Red Sox)
He said he'd be here at seven
It's closing in on 8:01 (Trimmin' the 'stache, kid)
Me lookin' like a sap
In a wool knit cap
Mamma's next move is a bun (f*ckin' Patriots)
Where the f*ck is he? (My pants are still in the dryer, dude)
Where the f*ck is he? (I couldn't find my f*ckin' snowboots, pal)
I wish I had a car (Huge, huge hangover)
Oh, no (Massive hailstorm, massive hailstorm, massive)
That stupid little punk
He's probably f*ckin' drunk
I bet he drank a case
Want to pop him in the face right now
Mamma's eyebrow
Wicked good
Wicked good (Oh, GOD)
Wicked good
Wicked good (F*ck yeah)
Wicked good
Wicked good (Pisser?)
Well my friend is still a no-show
And I'm getting f*cking pissed (Why?)
'Cause I could've gone with Charlie
In the side of his Harley
Mamma's on the phone with a stylist (F*ck Charlie!)
So I guess I ain't going out tonight
'Cause the digits say 12:09 (Shit-faced)
But call the operator
'Cause one perm later
Mamma's hair sure do look fine (Heffenreffer!!!)
Where the f*ck is he? (Ah, ha ha! My stepfather was tellin' me a wicked funny joke!)
Where the f*ck is he? (Ah, ha ha! I forgot it though)
I wish I had a car
I wish I had a car (A cop pulled me over, buddy)
I wish I went with Charlie (5.2 blood level, state record)
I could have gone with Charlie (I'm in a wicked mess of trouble, ha ha!)
He gotta dee wee
He gotta dee wee
He gotta dee wee
He got a D.W.I.
(Up the river)
(Up the river)
(Up the river)
(Up the river)
(Up the river)
(Up the river)
(Up the river)
(Up the river)
(Up the river)
The clock just hit 7:22
It's too cold outside
To wait for my ride
Watching mamma try out a new doo (Bruins)
He said he'd be here at seven
But it just hit 7:35 (already?)
Here in Brockton, Mass.,
I got my thumb in my ass
Mamma's combing up a big beehive (Celtics)
Where the f*ck is he?
Where the f*ck is he?
The bitch doesn't even bother calling
Even though it's 7:44 (I fell asleep, pally)
I'm feeling kinda antsy
Mamma's getting fancy
Slicking back a wet pompadour (Red Sox)
He said he'd be here at seven
It's closing in on 8:01 (Trimmin' the 'stache, kid)
Me lookin' like a sap
In a wool knit cap
Mamma's next move is a bun (f*ckin' Patriots)
Where the f*ck is he? (My pants are still in the dryer, dude)
Where the f*ck is he? (I couldn't find my f*ckin' snowboots, pal)
I wish I had a car (Huge, huge hangover)
Oh, no (Massive hailstorm, massive hailstorm, massive)
That stupid little punk
He's probably f*ckin' drunk
I bet he drank a case
Want to pop him in the face right now
Mamma's eyebrow
Wicked good
Wicked good (Oh, GOD)
Wicked good
Wicked good (F*ck yeah)
Wicked good
Wicked good (Pisser?)
Well my friend is still a no-show
And I'm getting f*cking pissed (Why?)
'Cause I could've gone with Charlie
In the side of his Harley
Mamma's on the phone with a stylist (F*ck Charlie!)
So I guess I ain't going out tonight
'Cause the digits say 12:09 (Shit-faced)
But call the operator
'Cause one perm later
Mamma's hair sure do look fine (Heffenreffer!!!)
Where the f*ck is he? (Ah, ha ha! My stepfather was tellin' me a wicked funny joke!)
Where the f*ck is he? (Ah, ha ha! I forgot it though)
I wish I had a car
I wish I had a car (A cop pulled me over, buddy)
I wish I went with Charlie (5.2 blood level, state record)
I could have gone with Charlie (I'm in a wicked mess of trouble, ha ha!)
He gotta dee wee
He gotta dee wee
He gotta dee wee
He got a D.W.I.
(Up the river)
(Up the river)
(Up the river)
(Up the river)
(Up the river)
(Up the river)
(Up the river)
(Up the river)
(Up the river)
Writer: Adam R. Sandler, Allen S. Covert
Copyright: Lyrics © Word Collections Publishing
Copyright: Lyrics © Word Collections Publishing
Performed By: Adam Sandler
Language: English
Length: 2:58
Written by: Adam R. Sandler, Allen S. Covert