Adam Scharf - Happy Birthday Lyrics

What is left to look forward to
There's not much, there's TV
What is this
It's a strange device
Has me hooked on bells and lights

And I'm not
Looking forward to
The new Pixar movie
Would you like to know what it's like
Living without you here

I could tell you about my dating life
The burning of Notre Dame
How we somehow managed to make it all about us
And I'm wanting your hot take of the day
As I lay convalescing
At the side of the road

Hold the phone
Someone didn't write
"Happy Birthday"
On my wall
Is this a joke
Cause I won't abide with this plight you've given me

And I'm not
Looking forward to
The new Marvel movie
Would you like to know what it's like
Living without you here

I could tell you about my sister's kid
The burning of the Amazon
How we someone managed to not give a single shit

But relax there aren't straws in our drinks
The king of all maladies purged from the Earth

Another girl with filters on
Followed by a picture with a dog
Love is just a swipe away
A glance to take the pain away
It really doesn't mean that much to me

Over my head
Over my head
Over my head
Over my head

The dream's more real when you wake up
I wish I could believe in a God or
A prepubescent male power fantasy film franchise that sells us toys

I wish I could forget our beauty's wasted
I wish I could forget our beauty's wasted

Don't ask me
Cause I'm not ever going to the new Pixar movie
And I know you didn't say it for me
But Happy Birthday to you