Adam Scharf - Happy Valentine's Day Lyrics

You smell like spray-tan
And I haven't bathed
Happy Valentine's Day
I need you
Thank god there's no god
And Mary's a fake
Happy Valentine's Day
I love you
Women
And lip fillers
Masquerading
As your
Polyphonic beauty
Forgive their
Imitation
Or send them to Hell
You said that you wouldn't
Take my last name
Well right on
I plan to take your first
Don't loose the car keys
Cause swingers are gross
Happy Valentine's Day
I love you
Remove your
Moral fig leaf
I'll eat the
Apple with you
We don't need
Their religion
To teach our
Children manners
All Hail Satan
We'll face the dummies
Who think they're smarter
One two three
Let's all say it now together
911 wasn't an inside job
One two three
Let's all say it now together
911 wasn't an inside job
Steel don't melt
It sure do bend
I said
Steel don't melt
It sure do bend
Would you look at that
I can't believe my own eyes
You're my bride today
I can't believe my own eyes
You are my favorite
My favorite friend
You are my favorite
My favorite friend
You're in my purview
How can I resist
Thrifted dress
Perfect laugh
And a thigh tattoo
Please take your Lactaid
And kiss me to sleep
Happy Valentine's Day
I need you